{"product_id":"i-came-in-peace-then-i-met-humans-cosmo-after-dark-t-shirt","title":"I Came in Peace, Then I Met Humans – Cosmo After Dark T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eCosmo came in peace. Then he met humans. 👽\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eWelcome to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eCosmo After Dark\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e, where the galaxy gets a little less enlightened after sunset. 😂 This bold graphic tee features Cosmo in full “I’ve had enough of Earth” mode, surrounded by cosmic skies, red rocks, and absolutely zero patience for human nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eMade from soft-washed, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit, this heavyweight tee has that comfortable, lived-in feel from day one. Perfect for alien lovers, desert wanderers, introverts, boundary setters, and anyone who has ever looked around at humanity and thought…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eYep. That explains the middle finger. 🖕👽\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• 100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Pre-shrunk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Durable double-needle stitching\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Sewn-in label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003ePart of the Cosmo After Dark Collection 🌙👽\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53280001098095,"sku":"26093871074077829398","price":36.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53280001130863,"sku":"16340076915179337236","price":36.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53280001163631,"sku":"23606170008848154958","price":36.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53280001196399,"sku":"14763736286281035789","price":36.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53280001229167,"sku":"16383223704545863517","price":39.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53280001261935,"sku":"32515045330098247105","price":42.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53280001294703,"sku":"28225217268088850785","price":36.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/9955\/0831\/files\/6511799625513691552_2048.jpg?v=1786315024","url":"https:\/\/planetsofcosmo.com\/products\/i-came-in-peace-then-i-met-humans-cosmo-after-dark-t-shirt","provider":"Planets of Cosmo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}